"i’m on a diet"

plyingfenguin:

… almost everybody I follow changed their avatars or w/e to a halloween-themed one so I, of course, changed mine as well

#it’s my FACE #HAPPY HALLOWEEN

plyingfenguin:

who ever thought that the “”chipmunk voice”” is funny

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

plyingfenguin:

NOT this:

When we saw this,everyone knew to shut up.

WHY

DOES

IT

MATTER

(Source: huntingtonbeachbabe)

plyingfenguin:

so my parents are talking about swear words but my mum REFUSE to say the words and so their conversation is just BS and I doubt my dad caught any gist of it and was just nodding and agreeing at whatever my mum says

plyingfenguin:

I need an automatic dashboard scroller

So I can scroll through my dash hands-free

#you can’t get lazier than this

plyingfenguin:

I KNOW WHAT THE EXHAUST THINGY THAT GIVES OFF HEAT FROM YOUR LAPTOP IS FOR

it’s for the cold days when the heater is not working

great hand warmer this is

plyingfenguin:

when your friend is laughing so hard at something and she can’t explain it to you because she’s laughing so much

and you’re just hanging there like

what