"i’m on a diet"

me while eating all the leftover halloween chocolates and chips (via plyingfenguin)
@1 year ago with 5 notes

plyingfenguin:

… almost everybody I follow changed their avatars or w/e to a halloween-themed one so I, of course, changed mine as well

#it’s my FACE #HAPPY HALLOWEEN

@1 year ago with 2 notes

plyingfenguin:

who ever thought that the “”chipmunk voice”” is funny

@1 year ago with 2 notes

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

plyingfenguin:

NOT this:

When we saw this,everyone knew to shut up.

WHY

DOES

IT

MATTER

(Source: innocentserpent, via plyingfenguin)

@1 year ago with 449672 notes

plyingfenguin:

so my parents are talking about swear words but my mum REFUSE to say the words and so their conversation is just BS and I doubt my dad caught any gist of it and was just nodding and agreeing at whatever my mum says

@1 year ago with 1 note

(Source: plyingfenguin)

@1 year ago with 4 notes
#adventure time 

plyingfenguin:

I need an automatic dashboard scroller

So I can scroll through my dash hands-free

#you can’t get lazier than this

@1 year ago with 1 note

plyingfenguin:

I KNOW WHAT THE EXHAUST THINGY THAT GIVES OFF HEAT FROM YOUR LAPTOP IS FOR

it’s for the cold days when the heater is not working

great hand warmer this is

@1 year ago with 1 note
plyingfenguin:

what, that the girl is a lumberjack and the guy’s a florist????

plyingfenguin:

what, that the girl is a lumberjack and the guy’s a florist????

(via plyingfenguin)

@1 year ago with 582339 notes

plyingfenguin:

when your friend is laughing so hard at something and she can’t explain it to you because she’s laughing so much

and you’re just hanging there like

what

@1 year ago with 2 notes
#yea... #it was such an awkward position #(*)